The Daily Me - Glob and Maul

"I Will Not Fold Like A Three Dollar Suit," Clement Said. "I Just Wear Them."
But, For How Long? For. How. Long?
Can You Believe Margaret Went(e) There?
The Change Never Really Made Much Census
Cruzing For A Bruising
Fine Arts Degree? SNORT! More Like A "Find Parked Cars" Degree!
The Holes In The Statements Of Public Figures Aren't Usually So Obvious
I Think We've All Learned A Valuable Lesson Today...
More Fool Census
Oh, And Did The Consultant Warn You About What Would Happen When You Gave A Larger Voice To Your Readers?
Political Consulting Is Not A Fit Occupation For A Grown Manning
QUESTION: How Much Did You Pay The Social Media Guru Who Advised You That An Online Conversation With Readers Was A Good Idea?
ANSWER: No, Really, Just Shut Up!

They Were Allowed To Stay And "Investigate" Until They Got Bored (Which, For Most Of Then, Was Under Two Minutes)
Trinity Westren - Where You Learn Your First Lesson About The Law Before You Ever Set Foot On Campus
Unfortunately, The Laws Of Propaganda Are Universal
Unless The Liberals Become The Government, In Which Case We Will Gleefully Expose Their Plot To Kill Old People
We Have Nothing To Fear But Fear Of Run On Sentences Itself
Wholly Metaphysics, Batman! It Must Be An Election Year!
Why Not? Look At How Well Avoiding Prevention Has Worked For The Health Of Canadians!
You Don't Want To Know The Term The Industry Uses To Describe The Public!
You, Sir, Are Not Fit To Wear The Name Tommy!